Be A Muse; Be Amused.

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“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

via Just Me.

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via Nerd Out and Proud.

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involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car

(Source: venomoth-balls)

via The boys of Summer.

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japert:

i hate this website

via That really punny dude you know.

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(Source: buttpoems)

via I will Make No Such Promises.

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politicalprof:

This seems to about sum it up.

ht: Bartcop

via Zap!.

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mercurymoans:

missinglinc:

That last gif slayed my entire soul.

This woman gives me hope.

via FactualFeminist.

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qwertee:

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via on some black I-80 mile.

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